He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
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Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
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I am never drinking with the goths again.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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