i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Pants are for mortals
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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