At least make sure they are 18
Why
so that wasnt chicken after all
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
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She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
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When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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