I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
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I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
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And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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