sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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