Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
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This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
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I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.