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All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.

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(713): All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter. http://tfl.nu/461a

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FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.

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(905): FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk. http://tfl.nu/mb8o

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Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.

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(906): Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already. http://tfl.nu/ar92

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Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high

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(607): Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high http://tfl.nu/24mk

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(201): View more from New Jersey

Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.

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(201): Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday. http://tfl.nu/gpxr

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Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco

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(847): Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco http://tfl.nu/zw9u

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.

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(215): I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns. http://tfl.nu/6hbs

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gpnpr hd vmdd nm the ggrl whm was mn my lar

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I need you to use more vowels.

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(812): gpnpr hd vmdd nm the ggrl whm was mn my lar (219): I need you to use more vowels. http://tfl.nu/cjfw

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Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right

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(920): Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right http://tfl.nu/du0e

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Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night

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(+44): Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night http://tfl.nu/u76q

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The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.

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(253): The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case. http://tfl.nu/nkd8

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(803): View more from South Carolina

I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.

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(803): I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver. http://tfl.nu/862b

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.

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(215): hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges. http://tfl.nu/xi1h

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I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse

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(970): I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse http://tfl.nu/7hjz

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I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.

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(517): I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish. http://tfl.nu/ztbe

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