Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
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Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
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He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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