garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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