Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
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made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
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Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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