census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
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They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
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ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize