ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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