my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
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