i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
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You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
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woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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