You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
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I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
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There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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