marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
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im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
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He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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