if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
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