How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
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The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
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God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Randomize