I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
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in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
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My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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