That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
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do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
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Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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