He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
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The police scanner is talking about you again....
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
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He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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