I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
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Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
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We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever