where am i from again
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
25 People Reveal The Creepiest Kids They Went to School With
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Semen is not good for contacts.
17 Subtle Body Language Signs That Reveal A Lot About Someone
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
You made out with two different species that night
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia