there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
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She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
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She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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