Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Randomize
