yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...