Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave