Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
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I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
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I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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