hotties wanna shake it
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy