is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
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we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
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She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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