I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
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Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
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Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
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its like you know when i get waxed
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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