You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
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