I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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