just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
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Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
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I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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