i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
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David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
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You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
BRING THE BAGELS
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
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