I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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