I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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