You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
But break dance skills will only take you so far
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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