I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
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I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
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We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail