Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up