You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
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He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
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I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
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