You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
Randomize
