I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
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How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
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She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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