Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
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I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
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Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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