honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
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I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
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Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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