Where did you get a picture of my penis
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
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whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
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wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
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