Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
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hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
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just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
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