Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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