This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
Randomize
