Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
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I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
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I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
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