i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
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i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
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Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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