My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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