He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
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Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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