i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
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her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
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How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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