Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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